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 RIOT  SOLUTION:

Want to stop riots, and stop injuring and killing people?  Call Prime
Minister of Israel, Benjamin Netanyahu, who has dealt with violence as
much as any human leader on earth.  He and his police force came up
with an extremely effective and physically harmless method to disperse
crowds, IMMEDIATELY.

It is easy to deploy safely, never fails, and is very inexpensive.
What is this ingenious and effective method? It is called “Skunk
Water”.  “Skunk Water” smells like, well ya know, and is fired through
fire truck water cannons.  It not only sends the crowds of rioters
running like Col. Jackson’s enemies running down the streets, briars,
brambles, and bushes where the rabbits can’t go, but will send them
home for a long shower and a change of clothes.*  No one, but no one
will continue rioting smelling like a skunk, nor will anyone want to
be around anyone who smells like a skunk, (right politicians?) and it
encourages social distancing.  SKUNK WATER IS THE ANSWER!

*also takes them some time to burn the clothes they were wearing!  By
that time, the urge to riot could be considerably diminished!